O.K., This is a little section I thought I'd put together to crack you up. I have taken some screen shots and put a funny little quote to it. Just position your cursor over the picture and wait a minute for the caption to show up.

Now that's some cleavage...Have you got a kitchen sink in there? I just love your they come in baby blue? Get your foot out of my mouth, Shippo! I can do that well enough on my own! Get off my nose or I'm going to inhale, then spit you across the forest! Oh how typical...Give a guy a good set of these, and he doesn't care what you look like! Geez...This is the worst case of pink-eye I've ever seen!