Me in the Mew World!
by Faunamon
It was a sunny day, and I decided to visit Café Mew Mew…
Me: (somehow teleports into Café Mew Mew)
Ichigo: AHH! SHE TELEPORTED! SHE’S AN ALLLIIIEEEN!
Me: Hi! I’m Hannah! (walks off to find Ryou)
So I walked into Ryou’s room, where I found him staring at a wall. He showed no signs, of moving, so I decided to surprise him.
Me: Hi!
Ryou: AHHHH! WHAT THE HECK?!?
Me: Hi Ryou! I’m Hannah! Can you infuse me with rusty spotted cat and red fox genes?
Ryou: No.
Me: Please?
Ryou: No.
Me: Please?
Ryou: No.
Me: Please?
Ryou: No.
Me: (eyes go all shiny) PLLLEEEEAAAASE, Ryou-kun?
Ryou: (stares for about five minutes) …Alright.
Ryou infused me with the genes, and I became Mew Cinnamon, a foxgirl with cat ears and a bell on her tail! (I don’t feel like going into detail on the costume, buts it’s similar to Ichigo’s) I also got a job as a waitress.
Me: (staring at uniform) KAWAII!
Ichigo: You look great!
Berry: Yeah!
Mint: Better than Ichigo…
Zakuro: …
Pudding: Na no da!
Lettuce: She looks nice, doesn’t she, guys?
Tasuku: Not like Berry!
Masaya: She’s ok for someone who’s not Ichigo, I guess…
Keiichiro: She looks lovely, right Ryou?
Ryou: No.
About twenty minutes later, Ichigo was ALREADY being overworked (no surprise there…). When she looked over at the far right corner, she saw not only Mint and her tea, but me, sipping strawberry tea and enjoying a strawberry parfait and brownie with a strawberry on top. Yes, in real life, I am a strawberry freak.
Ichigo: Hannah! Min – ok, so it’s no surprise Mint isn't working, but Hannah! Why aren’t you?
Me: I got hungry. (Swaps tea with Mint)
Ichigo: (hits the table, sending the brownie flying into Ryou)
Ryou: …Excuse me. I need to go get some new clothes… (looks back and forth between Ichigo and me) Thanks a lot, you two.
A few moments late, Ryou comes back – but something’s not right…
All Mews, customers, Masaya, Tasuku, and Keiichiro: (stare, then burst out laughing)
After the laughter had died down, it was time for a pretty important question.
Me: Ryou… why the HECK are you wearing a SKIRT?
Not only a skirt, though – it was a pink skirt studded with rhinestone hearts, accompanied by a glittering rhinestone belt.
Ryou: I couldn’t find any pants.
Keiichiro: Oh, that’s right! I took all your pants to the drycleaners! They should be ready now… Oh my gosh, I forgot to make table 13’s cake! (runs into the kitchen)
Ryou: Great. So I have to go the drycleaner’s… in a skirt.
Me: (does a cute anime winking pose) That’s right!
Ryou: You know, this is all your fault. I am SO mad at you right now. (Walks out the door, where a blast of laughter comes into the café)
Pudding: (munches a waffle)
Ichigo: Where’d you get that? We don’t carry waffles, oddly enough!
Pudding: From the unlimited supply of waffles on the roof, of course!
Ichigo: (stares and blinks)
Lettuce and Zakuro: (singing) They’re not gonna get us!
Berry then quite rabidly attacks Lettuce and Zakuro, and Mint notices that all three are acting unusually OOC.
Me: So that’s how I became a Mew Mew, and how Ryou wore a skirt! Oh, and how I took a picture with the camera phone when he wasn’t looking, nya! Oh, but the story doesn’t end there!
Audience: (groans)
Me: No, there’s still… (ominous music) …The coconuts…
Pudding: NA NO DA! NA NO DA! NA NO DA! NA NO…
Everyone: PUDDING! BE QUIET ALREADY!
Pudding: But it’s the coconuts da na no!
Everyone else: The WHAT?
Pudding: The Negaverse/whatever it’s called in the original Japanese is creepy, but Queen Beryl’s Japanese voice is cool na no da!
Me: It’s true…
Ichigo: What?
Mint: Oh, she’s just babbling…
Me: And don’t you think Luna’s voice is SOOO much better in the Japanese?
Pudding: Oh, yes, na no da!
Lettuce: They’re… comparing Sailor Moon and its dub?
Zakuro: Off the deep end.
Other Mews: (nod)
Me: And Usagi’s transformation music is cool! They just HAD to go and powder it up, didn’t they?
Pudding: Hai!
Me: Artemis’s English voice sounds like a dying lobster!
Unfortunately, so does Masaya’s – I think they have the same English voice actor.
Pudding: And…
All of a sudden Ryou, still in a skirt, comes back from the drycleaners (with a bunch of people pointing and laughing) and knocks Pudding and I out with a heavy log.
Ryou: There!
The end!
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