Snowstorm In the Minivan of Doom
By JessieHeart
(Special Thanks to Julie-Sama and, as always, DTT!)
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"Hey Grandpa? You think we should be
looking for shelter? The weather looks pretty bad."
"No way little dudes! This is just a
frost! No way a big storm'll hit, 'cause my knee ain't achin' if ya catch my
drift!" Tyson's grandpa laughed.
The Blade Breakers were on their way to
yet another tournament. Rather than fly by plane, Tyson's grandfather packed
them all in a minivan and began to drive through the mountains.
Eight hours later, they were STILL in
the car; cramped, hungry, and very short-tempered. And the snowstorm brewing
outside didn't look inviting either.
"Are we lost?" asked Ray.
"Of course not!" Grandpa said happily.
"Tyson, let me see the map."
"What map?" Tyson asked, looking around.
"That rolled up piece of paper I gave ya
told hold on to!"
"That's wasn't a burrito...?"
Everyone groaned and threw soda cans at
Tyson. Kai remained in his usual state- arms folded, eyes closed and frowning.
"This is just so great... lost in a snow
storm!" complained Kenny.
Max's head popped up from the back seat.
"I have to go to the bathroom!"
"You can hold it." Ray assured him.
"I've been holding it for three hours!"
"Oh."
"I told you not to drink twenty-seven
sodas." Kai muttered.
Max groaned and crossed his legs. "You're
right... I should have stopped at twenty-five..."
The minivan started to sputter, moving
very slowly. Grandpa let out a haunted, "Uh-oh..."
The car came to a dead stop. The wind
outside blew even harder.
"Dudes... I think we're outta gas."
Grandpa proclaimed. A soda can flew at his head. "OW!"
Ray twiddled his thumbs innocently.
"Chief, doesn't Dizzy have a satellite
link? Can she find a way out of here?" Tyson asked. Kenny shook his head.
"I'm afraid that with the storm, I can
even turn Dizzy on."
Ray sweatdropped. "Figures..."
"Hey, it's in the 'Rules of Anime.' Don't
blame me." said Kenny. He shrugged his shoulders and held up a book labeled,
"RULZ."
"I can't hold it any longer... BATHROOM!"
screamed Max. He opened his door, instantly getting covered in snow. He slammed
the door shut. "Damn! Can't anything go right?"
Tyson took the "RULZ" from Kenny and
began to flip through it. "Let's see... snowstorms... Ah! Here it is. 'Rule One:
No mechanical/outside help.'"
The chief threw Dizzy into the back seat.
"OW!" shouted Kai.
Tyson continued. "'Rule Two: A random
object must hit the sexiest, strongest, and most serious character (hereby
recognized as 'Triple S').'"
"NOW you tell me." Kai muttered, rubbing
his head.
"'Rule Three: Absolutely no access to
outside world; i.e. restaurants, cabins, or restrooms.'"
Max cussed again.
"Anything else we need to know?" asked
Ray. Tyson scanned the list.
"Oh! If we get hungry, we have to eat the
oldest or most annoying character."
Everyone looked at Kai. He sweatdropped
and covered his face with Dizzy.
Grandpa laughed. "Hey little dudes! It
just occurred to me that I'M the oldest and- oh... oops... hey, don't look at me
like that dudes!"
Max and Tyson licked their lips, staring
at the old man. Ray slapped them across the face.
"Stop it! The best thing to do now is to
try and get some sleep," he said.
"But I have to GO!! I'm about to burst!"
whined Max. "I guess I could always use a soda can..."
Everyone groaned.
"Come on! NO ONE wants to see THAT!"
yelled Kenny.
The group sprawled out wherever they
could find room, attempting at sleep.
"Kai, get your hair out of my ear."
"Spiky hair is dominant on my mothers
side." huffed Kai.
"It's cold in here!" said Tyson, teeth
chattering.
"Shut up and try to sleep." Ray whispered.
His eyes were shut tight, almost in dreamland.
"We're all gonna die..." muttered Max.
Kenny kicked his stomach. "Not there! You'll make me pee!"
Everyone groaned again.
*
Tyson woke up the next morning cramped and
groggy. None of them had a very restful evening. Well, except for Ray and Kai.
"'Rule Five: The 'Triple S' and the second
manliest member must always be rested. This is so they can be at their sexiest
at all times.'" Ray read aloud.
"Did the storm stop?!" Max shouted
eagerly. Tyson opened his door.
A beautiful scene of a snow-cover
mountainside greeted them, almost washing away their hunger and sleepiness. They
looked around, awe-inspired/
There was a frozen lake, the mountain, a
gas station, a-
Gas station?
Max ran at full speed towards the
Texaco, a mere ten feet away.
Tyson flipped through the rulebook again.
"'Hidden Rule: A conveniently placed gas/service station MUST be placed a
minimum of thirty feet away from the anime characters in peril. When the danger
has passed, the characters may find the station and rescue themselves.'"
Fifteen minutes later, the group was back
to driving. They bought a new map and gave it to Kai for safekeeping. Actually,
it was Max who got to drive.
They hog-tied Tyson's grandpa and threw
him on the roof.
"Hey little dudes! It's kinda chilly up
here! WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"'Rule Five: The most annoying character
must enjoy his punishment.' Darn." Ray sighed. " Man, these Anime Rules suck."
Kai took the rulebook and opened it to the
very first page. In bold letters it read, "NEVER LISTEN TO THESE RULES!!!"
They all laughed and tossed the rulebook
out the window.
*
"OW!" JessieHeart screamed as she was hit
with a book. DTT picked it up and began to flip through it.
The girls were lost and confused, AGAIN.
They made an igloo and survived the night, unfortunately for their enemies.
Jessie started to make a map in the snow.
"So, Ryoga said to head South? Will that take us to the North Pole?"
DTT shrugged. "Who cares? We'll find it
eventually. But for right now, rule number fifteen says we have to end this
fic."
"Darn..."
*
(-o-) OWARI (-o-)
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Author's Note: How fun! I loved writing this... it was a great relief us stress. Max fans, please don't flame me. Kai fans, please e-mail me at RSjessieheart@hotmail.com !!
Lotsa love! Bye!
Disclaimer: I do not claim ownership over Beyblade or related items. JessieHeart belongs to ME (she IS me!) and DTT belongs to my best friend, DTT! (DUH!)